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Eye See You Tee

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Regular price $28.95

It sees everything you do, it judges you, but don't worry because one-eyed Larry won't tell anyone your dirty little secrets. Well, he might tell his mom, they have an oddly close relationship. Like almost a little too close, I'm like, Larry, you should stop calling your mom to say 'goodnight' to her every night. But he's like "Na dude, she needs me to tell her that or else she can't sleep".

100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

Size guide

Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32
Width (inches) 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26
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